1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:05,173 - [grunting] 2 00:00:05,206 --> 00:00:08,409 - and now, dreamworks' Kung fu panda: 3 00:00:08,442 --> 00:00:10,711 Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:10,744 --> 00:00:12,213 [gong rings] 5 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:14,715 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:14,748 --> 00:00:18,086 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:19,753 * raised in a noodle shop 8 00:00:19,787 --> 00:00:21,555 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:21,589 --> 00:00:23,057 * he climbed the mountaintop 10 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,193 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,360 Ooh! Ah! Yah! 12 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,162 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:30,831 [scatting] 14 00:00:30,864 --> 00:00:32,366 * master shifu 15 00:00:32,400 --> 00:00:34,402 * saw the warrior blossom 16 00:00:34,435 --> 00:00:36,204 * and master the skills of 17 00:00:36,237 --> 00:00:38,072 * bodacious and awesome 18 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,507 * kung fu panda 19 00:00:39,540 --> 00:00:42,543 [scatting] 20 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:45,113 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 21 00:00:45,146 --> 00:00:46,347 * with the furious five 22 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:48,216 * protect the valley Somethin' somethin' * 23 00:00:48,249 --> 00:00:49,350 * somethin' somethin' alive 24 00:00:49,383 --> 00:00:50,518 Ooh! Ah! Ungh! 25 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,188 * kung fu panda 26 00:00:54,222 --> 00:00:56,224 * legends of awesomeness 27 00:00:56,257 --> 00:00:57,158 Sweet! 28 00:01:11,572 --> 00:01:13,707 - his name was di tan. 29 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:16,577 Never had there been Anyone so incredible. 30 00:01:16,610 --> 00:01:20,448 He traveled the countryside Selling noodles. 31 00:01:20,481 --> 00:01:22,816 - I am selling noodles. 32 00:01:22,850 --> 00:01:25,586 - it is di tan, The famous noodle seller! 33 00:01:25,619 --> 00:01:28,156 - selling his noodles! - he will sell some to me! 34 00:01:28,189 --> 00:01:31,525 - di tan's noodles were The best in all of china. 35 00:01:37,298 --> 00:01:41,669 Not too firm, not too limp, And no starchy aftertaste. 36 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,237 - no starchy aftertaste! 37 00:01:43,271 --> 00:01:46,440 Look inside my mouth To see it is true! 38 00:01:46,474 --> 00:01:48,176 - oh, great di tan. 39 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:50,678 What do we owe you For such amazing noodles? 40 00:01:50,711 --> 00:01:53,914 - well, how much Do you have? 41 00:01:53,947 --> 00:01:57,251 - not only was di tan A legendary noodle seller, 42 00:01:57,285 --> 00:01:59,487 But he had a good head For business. 43 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:02,190 He made a fortune. 44 00:02:02,190 --> 00:02:05,259 Isn't that an exciting story? 45 00:02:05,293 --> 00:02:07,228 - not really. 46 00:02:07,261 --> 00:02:09,363 - what are you talking about? - dad. 47 00:02:09,397 --> 00:02:12,266 Ugh, it's about noodles. 48 00:02:12,300 --> 00:02:14,235 If you really wanna make A story exciting, 49 00:02:14,268 --> 00:02:15,636 It needs some kung fu. 50 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:16,637 - that would help. 51 00:02:16,670 --> 00:02:20,308 - my noodle story does not Need any kung fu. 52 00:02:20,341 --> 00:02:21,842 It's exciting just The way it is. 53 00:02:21,875 --> 00:02:22,843 Bah! 54 00:02:22,876 --> 00:02:25,513 Kung fu, kung fu, kung fu. 55 00:02:25,546 --> 00:02:27,848 Does everything always Have to be about kung fu? 56 00:02:27,881 --> 00:02:29,683 Both: yes. 57 00:02:29,717 --> 00:02:31,519 - it's like talking To radishes. 58 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:32,520 Never mind. 59 00:02:32,553 --> 00:02:35,289 Here, put this on. 60 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:36,524 I need you to watch the shop 61 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:37,558 While I run Some noodle errands 62 00:02:37,591 --> 00:02:38,792 - but dad-- 63 00:02:38,826 --> 00:02:40,794 - it's only for A little while, son. 64 00:02:40,828 --> 00:02:42,330 Push the bean buns. 65 00:02:42,363 --> 00:02:43,331 They're about to go bad. 66 00:02:43,364 --> 00:02:44,298 - uh-- 67 00:02:44,332 --> 00:02:46,234 - and watch the pressure On the rice cooker. 68 00:02:46,234 --> 00:02:48,569 Don't let it get too high. 69 00:02:48,602 --> 00:02:50,504 And no kung fu. 70 00:02:50,538 --> 00:02:53,707 - [groans] 71 00:02:55,276 --> 00:02:57,345 - I said, "Where?" 72 00:02:57,378 --> 00:02:59,980 Where is the dragon warrior? 73 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:01,382 - [whimpering] 74 00:03:03,884 --> 00:03:06,487 Ahh! 75 00:03:06,520 --> 00:03:08,289 Oof! 76 00:03:09,757 --> 00:03:13,694 - you are the dragon warrior? 77 00:03:13,727 --> 00:03:15,529 - over here, fellas. 78 00:03:17,398 --> 00:03:20,468 - oh. Sorry. 79 00:03:22,270 --> 00:03:24,305 You are the dragon warrior? 80 00:03:24,338 --> 00:03:25,573 - in the fur. 81 00:03:25,606 --> 00:03:28,309 Help you guys With something? Bean bun? 82 00:03:28,342 --> 00:03:31,779 - does it have bean? 'cause I can't have bean. 83 00:03:31,812 --> 00:03:34,315 - oh, great dragon warrior. 84 00:03:34,348 --> 00:03:35,316 We are distant travelers 85 00:03:35,349 --> 00:03:37,518 Who have heard of Your amazing proclivities 86 00:03:37,551 --> 00:03:40,388 Both far and wide, and... 87 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,390 And wide and, uh-- 88 00:03:42,423 --> 00:03:44,392 Argh! Shoot. 89 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,359 [paper rustling] 90 00:03:45,393 --> 00:03:48,529 "And so we come to you, The dragon warrior, 91 00:03:48,562 --> 00:03:50,298 "To complete our training. 92 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:53,634 You will teach us The secret moves of kung fu." 93 00:03:53,667 --> 00:03:54,702 - wow. 94 00:03:54,735 --> 00:03:56,870 Thanks for the, Uh, reverence 95 00:03:56,904 --> 00:04:01,409 And, um, lauding my proclivities And all, but, uh... 96 00:04:01,442 --> 00:04:03,311 'fraid I can't help you. - why not? 97 00:04:03,344 --> 00:04:05,479 - that's why they're Called secret moves. 98 00:04:05,513 --> 00:04:08,349 They're secret... And dangerous. 99 00:04:08,382 --> 00:04:10,318 Some people might Use them for evil. 100 00:04:10,351 --> 00:04:11,652 - not us. 101 00:04:11,685 --> 00:04:12,953 We are good. 102 00:04:12,986 --> 00:04:14,488 Very good. 103 00:04:14,522 --> 00:04:16,590 [giggling] 104 00:04:16,624 --> 00:04:20,528 [grunting] 105 00:04:25,032 --> 00:04:28,068 Ah? Oh... Please. 106 00:04:28,101 --> 00:04:29,937 You must teach us. 107 00:04:29,970 --> 00:04:33,006 - only master shifu decides Who learns the secret moves. 108 00:04:33,040 --> 00:04:35,743 Sorry, guys. Can't help you. 109 00:04:35,776 --> 00:04:38,846 Sure you don't want A bean bun? 110 00:04:38,879 --> 00:04:40,914 - you will teach us, Or else! 111 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:42,450 - or else? 112 00:04:42,483 --> 00:04:43,451 - ha! 113 00:04:43,484 --> 00:04:44,352 - wah! 114 00:04:44,385 --> 00:04:45,819 - ahh! Oof! 115 00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:47,388 [screaming] 116 00:04:47,421 --> 00:04:49,390 - you guys aren't Very bright, are you? 117 00:04:49,423 --> 00:04:50,391 - huh? 118 00:04:50,424 --> 00:04:54,662 [grunting] 119 00:04:54,695 --> 00:04:56,063 - ahh! Ahh! 120 00:04:58,366 --> 00:05:00,000 - [giggles] 121 00:05:03,737 --> 00:05:06,807 - [gurgling] 122 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,028 - this isn't over. 123 00:05:28,061 --> 00:05:30,398 We will learn The secret moves, 124 00:05:30,398 --> 00:05:32,700 Then return to destroy you! 125 00:05:32,733 --> 00:05:35,503 - yeah. 126 00:05:35,536 --> 00:05:39,407 - wait, where did we Park the cart? 127 00:05:39,440 --> 00:05:43,444 You are so gonna get it! 128 00:05:43,477 --> 00:05:44,845 - 'kay, bye. Nice meeting you. 129 00:05:44,878 --> 00:05:47,415 - have a good day. - hey, dad. 130 00:05:47,448 --> 00:05:49,417 You won't believe what just-- 131 00:05:49,450 --> 00:05:51,018 - [gasps] - what? 132 00:05:59,860 --> 00:06:05,533 [explosion, flames crackle] 133 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:10,103 Anyway, uh, things got A little out of control and-- 134 00:06:10,137 --> 00:06:12,105 - and you would like Your father to stay here 135 00:06:12,139 --> 00:06:14,041 While repairs are being made To the noodle shop. 136 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,443 - not really. - pardon? 137 00:06:15,476 --> 00:06:17,478 - I mean, of course I do. 138 00:06:17,511 --> 00:06:20,848 It's just that he's, uh, You know, just, uh-- 139 00:06:20,881 --> 00:06:23,751 He can be a little hard To live with. 140 00:06:23,784 --> 00:06:27,521 - in our own way, we are all Hard to live with, po. 141 00:06:27,555 --> 00:06:29,022 - not like this. 142 00:06:29,056 --> 00:06:30,591 - mr. Ping, We would be honored 143 00:06:30,624 --> 00:06:33,093 To have you as our guest In your time of need. 144 00:06:33,126 --> 00:06:35,062 Please consider The jade palace your home, 145 00:06:35,095 --> 00:06:36,964 And do as you Would normally do. 146 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,599 So sorry about your shop. 147 00:06:38,632 --> 00:06:41,602 - ah, well. What can you do? 148 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,071 That's po. 149 00:06:44,104 --> 00:06:47,040 But you've lived with him For a while now, so you know. 150 00:06:47,074 --> 00:06:48,942 - indeed I do. 151 00:06:48,976 --> 00:06:50,778 - okay, dad. 152 00:06:50,811 --> 00:06:53,146 - by the way, Did the cleaning lady quit? 153 00:06:53,180 --> 00:06:55,816 - moving on, dad. - I'm sorry? 154 00:06:55,849 --> 00:06:59,119 - these floors looks like They were mopped with butter. 155 00:06:59,152 --> 00:07:01,589 And all this...[coughs] Dust. 156 00:07:01,622 --> 00:07:03,757 - [laughing nervously] Got to go, dad. 157 00:07:09,029 --> 00:07:11,999 - oh, po was so cute When he was little. 158 00:07:12,032 --> 00:07:14,001 He couldn't say The word "Tomato." 159 00:07:14,034 --> 00:07:16,003 He said "Amamamomo." 160 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:18,606 [laughter] 161 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:20,841 - a lot of babies Can't say words. 162 00:07:20,874 --> 00:07:22,009 - you were ten. 163 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:26,179 [laughter] 164 00:07:26,213 --> 00:07:29,850 - oh, this soup Is amazing, mr. Ping. 165 00:07:29,883 --> 00:07:32,620 - you can stay here As long as you want. 166 00:07:32,653 --> 00:07:34,187 - absolutely. 167 00:07:34,221 --> 00:07:36,624 - oh, I just remembered Another one. 168 00:07:36,657 --> 00:07:37,658 When po was five, his-- 169 00:07:37,691 --> 00:07:39,793 - okay, dad. 170 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,028 It's been a long day. 171 00:07:41,061 --> 00:07:42,963 What do you say We get to our room? 172 00:07:42,996 --> 00:07:44,698 - but it's early. 173 00:07:44,732 --> 00:07:46,767 - actually, That's an excellent idea. 174 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,002 I need you all alert For your training tomorrow. 175 00:07:49,036 --> 00:07:51,872 I will be demonstrating The chao wa punch kick. 176 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,874 It is a highly Dangerous move, 177 00:07:53,907 --> 00:07:57,010 And each one of you needs To get a good night's sleep. 178 00:08:06,053 --> 00:08:07,555 - [honking] 179 00:08:07,588 --> 00:08:09,857 - ahh! What happened? 180 00:08:09,890 --> 00:08:13,160 - [yawning] I need to clear my sinuses. 181 00:08:13,193 --> 00:08:15,996 [clearing throat] 182 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:17,164 - [sighs] 183 00:08:17,197 --> 00:08:20,000 Can you clear 'em A little quieter? 184 00:08:20,033 --> 00:08:22,169 - [yawns] 185 00:08:22,202 --> 00:08:24,004 [grunting] 186 00:08:24,037 --> 00:08:27,174 [blowing nose] 187 00:08:27,207 --> 00:08:30,711 [continues blowing nose] 188 00:08:30,744 --> 00:08:32,212 - ooh! 189 00:08:32,245 --> 00:08:33,313 - ugh. 190 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:35,015 - [grunts] 191 00:08:35,048 --> 00:08:37,585 - [groans] 192 00:08:37,618 --> 00:08:38,852 - peace. 193 00:08:38,886 --> 00:08:40,721 - [honking] 194 00:08:40,754 --> 00:08:41,589 - peace. 195 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:44,024 - [honking] 196 00:08:44,057 --> 00:08:45,092 - peace. 197 00:08:45,125 --> 00:08:46,594 - [honking] 198 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,261 - peace! 199 00:08:48,295 --> 00:08:52,232 - [honking and hacking] 200 00:09:01,208 --> 00:09:03,844 - [groggy] The chao wa punch kick 201 00:09:03,877 --> 00:09:05,713 Is one of The most secret moves 202 00:09:05,746 --> 00:09:07,715 Contained In the sacred scrolls. 203 00:09:07,748 --> 00:09:11,619 Would someone Wake up tigress, please? 204 00:09:11,619 --> 00:09:14,722 - [snoring] - oof! 205 00:09:14,755 --> 00:09:15,689 - forgive me, master shifu. 206 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,725 - no. [clearing throat] 207 00:09:17,758 --> 00:09:20,193 The chao wa punch-- - morning, everyone! 208 00:09:20,227 --> 00:09:23,363 All: ooh! - oh, what a glorious day. 209 00:09:23,396 --> 00:09:26,233 You wouldn't happen to have 100 pounds of beet root, 210 00:09:26,266 --> 00:09:28,736 Would you? - beet root? 211 00:09:28,769 --> 00:09:31,739 - yes, I'm making A big batch of soup. 212 00:09:31,772 --> 00:09:32,773 - [groans] 213 00:09:32,806 --> 00:09:36,644 - uh, beet root. I don't-- 214 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:39,647 Excuse me, mr. Ping, but we're In the middle of training. 215 00:09:39,680 --> 00:09:41,314 - ah, sorry. 216 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,987 - now, the chao wa Punch kick-- 217 00:09:47,020 --> 00:09:48,789 - I'll just use bok choy. 218 00:09:48,822 --> 00:09:49,757 - [groans] 219 00:09:49,790 --> 00:09:50,958 - pardon? 220 00:09:50,991 --> 00:09:54,662 - instead of beet root, I'll use bok choy. 221 00:09:54,695 --> 00:09:57,164 - yes. Fine. Bok choy. 222 00:09:57,197 --> 00:09:59,900 You do that. Where was I? 223 00:09:59,933 --> 00:10:01,902 - the chao wa Punch kick thingy. 224 00:10:01,935 --> 00:10:05,839 - right. The chao wa Punch kick thingy--thing-- 225 00:10:05,873 --> 00:10:07,641 Move... - [snoring] 226 00:10:07,675 --> 00:10:09,643 - must be delivered To your opponent 227 00:10:09,677 --> 00:10:11,111 Precisely at the intersection 228 00:10:11,144 --> 00:10:14,247 Of the medial metatarsal And abdomen. 229 00:10:14,281 --> 00:10:18,385 Like so... 230 00:10:20,854 --> 00:10:23,323 - hm. Seems like A lot of work. 231 00:10:23,356 --> 00:10:25,325 Why don't you just hit him With a stick? 232 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:26,326 - dad! 233 00:10:26,359 --> 00:10:29,730 - sorry. Don't mind me. 234 00:10:29,763 --> 00:10:30,664 - uh, right. 235 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:32,265 When delivered precisely, 236 00:10:32,299 --> 00:10:36,003 The chao wa punch kick Will render your opponent-- 237 00:10:36,036 --> 00:10:37,671 [sniffing] 238 00:10:37,705 --> 00:10:40,140 Is something burning? 239 00:10:40,173 --> 00:10:41,775 [gasps] 240 00:10:41,809 --> 00:10:43,677 Mr. Ping! What are you doing? 241 00:10:43,711 --> 00:10:45,345 - la, la! Making soup! 242 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,347 - in the jade tortoise Of wisdom? 243 00:10:47,380 --> 00:10:49,216 - well, I needed a big bowl. 244 00:10:49,249 --> 00:10:51,719 We're gonna have A lot of customers. 245 00:10:51,752 --> 00:10:52,686 - customers? 246 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:57,324 [overlapping chatter] 247 00:10:57,357 --> 00:11:01,061 Mr. Ping, this is our Training hall, not a restaurant! 248 00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:02,229 - don't worry. 249 00:11:02,262 --> 00:11:04,131 I'll split the profits Even with you. 250 00:11:04,164 --> 00:11:06,734 80-20. We'll make a fortune. 251 00:11:06,734 --> 00:11:09,269 Have you ever Waited on tables? 252 00:11:12,873 --> 00:11:16,744 That soup ain't Gonna serve itself. 253 00:11:16,744 --> 00:11:18,345 - how's it going up here? 254 00:11:18,378 --> 00:11:21,048 - ah, just wonderful, Apple cart duck. 255 00:11:21,081 --> 00:11:22,850 I'm running the place. 256 00:11:22,883 --> 00:11:26,353 - hmm, that must be the one They call shifu. 257 00:11:26,386 --> 00:11:29,022 He will teach us The secret moves. 258 00:11:29,056 --> 00:11:30,223 - why would he do that? 259 00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:33,060 - because we're going To capture him 260 00:11:33,093 --> 00:11:35,062 And make him teach us. 261 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:36,163 [laughter] 262 00:11:36,196 --> 00:11:40,768 [grunting] 263 00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:52,412 - where is everyone? 264 00:11:52,445 --> 00:11:56,950 Why aren't they training? 265 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:10,798 Ahem. - sorry. 266 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:11,598 We're booked up. 267 00:12:11,631 --> 00:12:14,835 - mantis? - oh! Master shifu! Ha! 268 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:16,937 Don't worry, uh, We can get you a table. 269 00:12:16,970 --> 00:12:19,807 Hm, uh, yeah... I'm thinking 7-ish? 270 00:12:19,840 --> 00:12:22,910 - huh? 271 00:12:22,943 --> 00:12:27,247 [overlapping chatter] 272 00:12:27,280 --> 00:12:29,817 [clanging] Oh! 273 00:12:31,351 --> 00:12:32,820 Oh! 274 00:12:35,889 --> 00:12:39,492 - hey, crane, hurry up With those bean buns. 275 00:12:46,967 --> 00:12:49,837 - enough is enough. 276 00:12:49,837 --> 00:12:53,941 Po, I've made A terrible mistake. 277 00:12:53,974 --> 00:12:55,843 Your father has-- - I know. 278 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,110 - and it's been-- - I know. 279 00:12:57,144 --> 00:12:58,979 - and I can't-- - I know. 280 00:12:59,012 --> 00:13:01,849 - so it's time. - I know. 281 00:13:01,849 --> 00:13:03,483 - I've checked with mr. Wong, 282 00:13:03,516 --> 00:13:06,954 And there is a room at his Boarding house for your father. 283 00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,091 I'm so sorry, po. - I know. 284 00:13:11,124 --> 00:13:13,160 - I have made more In one day 285 00:13:13,193 --> 00:13:14,928 Than a whole month At the noodle shop. 286 00:13:14,962 --> 00:13:16,930 Amazing! 287 00:13:16,964 --> 00:13:20,000 - listen, um, dad. 288 00:13:20,033 --> 00:13:21,869 I need to talk to you About something. 289 00:13:21,869 --> 00:13:23,971 - I've wanted to talk To you too. 290 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:26,039 One of the best parts Of this whole thing 291 00:13:26,073 --> 00:13:30,277 Is that we've gotten To spend time with each other, 292 00:13:30,310 --> 00:13:34,014 Father and son, Just like the old days. 293 00:13:34,047 --> 00:13:37,484 And master shifu, Taking me in like this. 294 00:13:37,517 --> 00:13:39,552 He's such a nice man. 295 00:13:39,586 --> 00:13:42,956 Ah, I feel so loved! - dad, you have to go. 296 00:13:42,990 --> 00:13:43,957 - what? 297 00:13:43,991 --> 00:13:45,625 - there's a room At mr. Wong's. 298 00:13:45,658 --> 00:13:48,896 You can't stay here anymore, It's not working out. 299 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:53,000 Sorry, dad. 300 00:13:53,033 --> 00:13:54,334 [nervous chuckle] 301 00:13:57,370 --> 00:13:59,139 - I see. 302 00:13:59,172 --> 00:14:00,407 I'll get my things. 303 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:02,075 - you don't have To go this minute. 304 00:14:02,109 --> 00:14:04,411 - and stay where I'm not wanted? 305 00:14:04,444 --> 00:14:06,179 No, thank you. 306 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,919 Humph. 307 00:14:20,961 --> 00:14:22,930 My own son. 308 00:14:22,963 --> 00:14:26,233 Can you imagine that? Throwing me out on the street. 309 00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:27,467 Huh? 310 00:14:29,402 --> 00:14:31,939 - hello, shifu. 311 00:14:31,972 --> 00:14:34,074 Oh! 312 00:14:34,107 --> 00:14:36,243 I'm not shifu! 313 00:14:36,276 --> 00:14:38,946 I keep telling you, I'm ping. 314 00:14:38,979 --> 00:14:42,182 I don't know anything About old kung fu. 315 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:44,551 That boring stuff. I make noodles! 316 00:14:44,584 --> 00:14:46,586 - you are trying To deceive us. 317 00:14:46,619 --> 00:14:49,222 Just what I would expect From a master. 318 00:14:49,256 --> 00:14:50,690 - he's very good. 319 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,360 I would almost believe He does make noodles. 320 00:14:53,393 --> 00:14:55,528 - that's because I do make noodles! 321 00:14:55,562 --> 00:14:59,266 - shifu, you will teach us The secret moves of kung fu, 322 00:14:59,299 --> 00:15:02,469 Or this will be Your last night on earth. 323 00:15:02,502 --> 00:15:04,972 - kung fu? 324 00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,440 I thought you said Kung fu. 325 00:15:07,474 --> 00:15:10,610 Big difference, you know. Let's get started. 326 00:15:10,643 --> 00:15:14,614 Now this move Is called the stick. 327 00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:15,983 That's right, the stick. 328 00:15:15,983 --> 00:15:19,652 Ready? Everybody raise your stick. 329 00:15:19,686 --> 00:15:23,723 [grunting] 330 00:15:23,756 --> 00:15:27,294 Now extend. 331 00:15:33,366 --> 00:15:36,003 - po? 332 00:15:36,036 --> 00:15:38,171 I think something's happened To your father. 333 00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:45,612 - huh, tracks go Off that way. 334 00:15:45,645 --> 00:15:47,014 Thanks, mrs. Yoon. 335 00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:49,016 Bye! 336 00:15:51,018 --> 00:15:54,321 - for this move, you put Your hands out like this. 337 00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,658 Very good. 338 00:15:58,691 --> 00:16:00,160 And now we... 339 00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:03,430 * patty-cake, Patty-cake * 340 00:16:03,463 --> 00:16:07,034 * I'm going to...La 341 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,302 * to...La 342 00:16:13,240 --> 00:16:15,175 - what's that for? 343 00:16:15,208 --> 00:16:16,376 - the kids like it. 344 00:16:16,409 --> 00:16:19,212 - you are still trying To deceive us! 345 00:16:19,246 --> 00:16:21,148 You have taught us nothing! 346 00:16:21,181 --> 00:16:24,317 We want the secret moves. 347 00:16:24,351 --> 00:16:27,720 - but I don't know-- 348 00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,689 Wait, I know one. 349 00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,791 The chao wa punch kick! 350 00:16:31,824 --> 00:16:33,193 And now you stand there. 351 00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:34,661 And you... 352 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,065 You're gonna do a turn, A punch, and kick. 353 00:16:41,668 --> 00:16:42,635 But you have to aim 354 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,505 For right here. 355 00:16:48,675 --> 00:16:51,078 - [shouting] 356 00:16:59,119 --> 00:17:00,320 What happened to him? 357 00:17:00,353 --> 00:17:01,654 - I don't know. 358 00:17:01,688 --> 00:17:05,092 Uh, I mean, I don't know. But I think it worked. 359 00:17:07,394 --> 00:17:10,230 - you've done it, Master shifu. 360 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:11,431 We will be forever grateful 361 00:17:11,464 --> 00:17:13,100 And appreciative Of your mastery. 362 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:14,667 - [gurgling] 363 00:17:14,701 --> 00:17:16,603 - oh, well... 364 00:17:16,636 --> 00:17:19,606 - a move like this Will make us invincible. 365 00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,441 There will be no one To stop us. 366 00:17:21,474 --> 00:17:24,577 And I know the first one To try it out on. 367 00:17:24,611 --> 00:17:26,113 That panda! 368 00:17:26,146 --> 00:17:30,450 The dragon warrior! [laughing maniacally] 369 00:17:30,483 --> 00:17:33,253 - oh, po! 370 00:17:33,286 --> 00:17:35,255 What have I done? 371 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:46,466 - [panting] 372 00:17:46,499 --> 00:17:50,370 Dad? Dad! 373 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,139 - well, what do you know. 374 00:17:52,139 --> 00:17:54,141 It's the dragon warrior. 375 00:17:54,174 --> 00:17:56,143 Our first victim. 376 00:17:56,143 --> 00:17:58,245 He's mine! 377 00:17:58,278 --> 00:18:00,247 - ahh! 378 00:18:00,280 --> 00:18:01,248 No! 379 00:18:01,281 --> 00:18:02,649 - what? - no! 380 00:18:02,682 --> 00:18:04,251 He's mine. 381 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:05,752 Yes, I'm going to fight him... 382 00:18:05,785 --> 00:18:06,819 With fighting! 383 00:18:06,853 --> 00:18:07,820 - why? 384 00:18:07,854 --> 00:18:10,257 - because...Because... 385 00:18:10,290 --> 00:18:14,294 Because he doesn't appreciate me The way you all do! 386 00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:16,163 - eh-- - come again? 387 00:18:16,196 --> 00:18:20,167 - he takes me for granted As his...Um, um, master, 388 00:18:20,167 --> 00:18:22,335 And now he must pay. 389 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:23,770 Now no more questions! 390 00:18:26,373 --> 00:18:28,175 - dad! 391 00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:30,743 - po, get out of here, son! 392 00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:31,511 - ho, ho, the pigs. 393 00:18:31,544 --> 00:18:35,582 I should've known It was you. 394 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,184 Dad? 395 00:18:37,217 --> 00:18:38,285 Oof! 396 00:18:38,318 --> 00:18:40,687 - you mean master shifu! 397 00:18:40,720 --> 00:18:44,691 My students often think Of me as their father. 398 00:18:44,724 --> 00:18:46,193 I'm gonna destroy you, panda! 399 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:48,461 Make it look good. 400 00:18:48,495 --> 00:18:49,662 - dad! 401 00:18:49,696 --> 00:18:50,663 - shifu! 402 00:18:50,697 --> 00:18:52,599 - why do you keep Saying that? 403 00:18:52,632 --> 00:18:54,234 - because... 404 00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:56,536 I will destroy you! 405 00:18:56,569 --> 00:18:58,205 - then do it already! 406 00:18:58,238 --> 00:19:00,307 Before we do! - back off. 407 00:19:00,340 --> 00:19:03,276 - dad, get out of the way. 408 00:19:05,578 --> 00:19:07,714 - you! Fight me. 409 00:19:07,747 --> 00:19:08,848 - ahh! 410 00:19:08,881 --> 00:19:09,949 Ahh! Ahh! Ahh! 411 00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:12,219 Ahh! 412 00:19:12,219 --> 00:19:14,321 Dad, what are you doing? 413 00:19:14,354 --> 00:19:16,223 - I'm protecting you, po. 414 00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,357 - ow! Ow! 415 00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:20,360 - and I'm mad at you. 416 00:19:20,393 --> 00:19:22,962 You threw me out. - dad, I'm sorry. 417 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,232 But you're not always The easiest person to live with. 418 00:19:25,232 --> 00:19:28,468 - still, it's no way To treat your father. 419 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:30,237 - what's going on here? 420 00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,905 - ahh! Ahh! Ow! 421 00:19:32,939 --> 00:19:34,241 - master stuff. 422 00:19:34,241 --> 00:19:36,509 Now get out. Shoo! Shoo! 423 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:39,246 - I'm sorry, dad. But bossing shifu around? 424 00:19:39,246 --> 00:19:41,348 Turning the jade palace Into a noodle shop? 425 00:19:41,381 --> 00:19:42,882 You always want it your way. 426 00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:45,352 - me? 427 00:19:50,357 --> 00:19:52,992 I guess I was A little pushy. 428 00:19:53,025 --> 00:19:55,395 I'm sorry, son. 429 00:19:55,428 --> 00:19:57,697 - are you gonna Destroy him, or what? 430 00:19:57,730 --> 00:19:58,731 - I got it! 431 00:19:58,765 --> 00:20:00,300 - [grunting] 432 00:20:00,333 --> 00:20:01,901 - I'm sorry. 433 00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,872 - it's okay, dad. I love you. 434 00:20:05,905 --> 00:20:07,407 Ooh! 435 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,242 Ooh, quit it! Ow! - you do? 436 00:20:09,276 --> 00:20:13,880 - more than anything. - oh, son. 437 00:20:13,913 --> 00:20:17,850 - I don't think We learned that move. 438 00:20:17,884 --> 00:20:19,719 - okay, you had your chance. 439 00:20:19,752 --> 00:20:22,522 - po, I did Something terrible. 440 00:20:22,555 --> 00:20:24,324 I taught them The chao wa punch kick. 441 00:20:24,357 --> 00:20:25,325 - what? 442 00:20:25,358 --> 00:20:27,260 - out of the way, shifu. 443 00:20:27,294 --> 00:20:28,295 All right, panda. 444 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:30,397 We have some Unfinished business, 445 00:20:30,430 --> 00:20:33,800 And this time, things Are gonna end different. 446 00:20:37,069 --> 00:20:40,273 [grunting] 447 00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,575 - leave my son alone! 448 00:20:42,609 --> 00:20:45,678 - careful, dad! 449 00:20:58,591 --> 00:20:59,726 Hwah! 450 00:20:59,759 --> 00:21:02,762 Huh? He's frozen. 451 00:21:18,845 --> 00:21:20,447 - ahh! 452 00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:21,848 - [laughs] 453 00:21:21,881 --> 00:21:24,351 - dad! 454 00:21:27,487 --> 00:21:29,021 - [sighs] 455 00:21:29,055 --> 00:21:31,424 - dad? 456 00:21:33,826 --> 00:21:35,027 Dad! 457 00:21:35,061 --> 00:21:38,365 - [growling] 458 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:46,673 - [grunting] 459 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:50,410 [battle cry] 460 00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,387 - way to go, dad! 461 00:22:00,420 --> 00:22:02,522 Sweet chao wa punch kick! 462 00:22:02,555 --> 00:22:06,393 - thank you, son. 463 00:22:06,393 --> 00:22:08,428 Whew! You're right, po. 464 00:22:08,461 --> 00:22:11,798 Kung fu is way more exciting Than noodles. 465 00:22:11,831 --> 00:22:16,035 Almost. 466 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:28,415 - mr. Ping, the furious five, Po, and I have worked hard 467 00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:29,982 To rebuild your noodle shop. 468 00:22:30,016 --> 00:22:32,885 It's the least We could do after-- 469 00:22:32,919 --> 00:22:34,421 - kicking me out? 470 00:22:34,454 --> 00:22:36,556 - well-- 471 00:22:36,589 --> 00:22:38,425 - oh, don't worry. 472 00:22:38,458 --> 00:22:42,061 You may be a lousy waiter, But you're a wise master. 473 00:22:42,094 --> 00:22:44,130 I deserved it. 474 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:54,607 This was the only paint You could find? 475 00:22:54,641 --> 00:22:55,675 - dad. 476 00:22:55,708 --> 00:22:57,577 - I-I mean... 477 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,547 It's, it's very nice. Thank you. 478 00:23:00,580 --> 00:23:03,883 Who wants noodles? 479 00:23:03,916 --> 00:23:06,786 Half price.